Totally off topic. (If you don’t have a teenage daughter, skip this post.)

I’m looking at the Regional State Park maps for Washington state. In each area, they highlight a few “main” towns or cities.

Seattle? check.

Tacoma? check.

Spokane? check.

Forks? check.

Not Port Angeles, or Port Townsend. Forks, which nobody had heard of five years ago except for the locals.

Out of control.