re: #511 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste

This morning’s subject is the Socialist Attack on America via soda causing obesity and the subtle secondary attack of it opening the door for Michelle Obama to criticize American cuisine and eating habits. Pay no mind to all the fat children waddling around.
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I tend to side more with lawhawk here. While parents do often treat their kids like special snowflakes and feed them all sorts of crap, they also have the annoying habit of not getting said snowflakes off their steadily expanding butts. I know I’m going to be accused of being a horrible parent for this, but I fully intend for my child to spend more time outside the house than in when he gets to the age of physical activity.