re: #451 Erik The Red

If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge.

This is why you always tell your date, girlfriend, or wife that everything starts a half hour to an hour earlier than it actually does.

Movie starts at 8pm: “Hun we have to be there by 7”

We are hardly ever late to anything.