And now, some news from the weird;

Topless ban at beach doesn’t apply to transgendered men with enhanced breasts

“Passersby came up to the lifeguard and said they were alarmed and unhappy with the females showing their breasts,” Police Chief Keith Banks said. “The lifeguard responded and saw that they were males.”

Banks says the men eventually put their shirts back on, but that it could have been difficult to issue a citation because Rehoboth law defines indecent exposure two ways:

A male is guilty of indecent exposure if he exposes his genitals or buttocks under circumstances which he knows his conduct is likely to cause affront or alarm to another person.

A female is guilty of indecent exposure if she exposes her genitals, breasts or buttocks under circumstances which she knows her conduct is likely to cause affront or alarm to another person.”

“In this case, they had male genitalia; therefore, they are not guilty of a crime,” Banks says.