Along with the current up chuck bullshit. Please let me vent. Living alone in my nice condo, the bedroom smoke decector starts beeping. I bring barstool, brace it against the armoir and change the battery. Huge dangerous reach. Shaky situation.

It’s still beeping every 60 secs. I held the button to reset - one long piercing beep - still beeping every 60 secs. I need a man this minute. Gonna try to sleep on the sofa & hope. Gah for real.