re: #470 Walter L. Newton
No gift form Satan is owned… it owns YOU!
re: #532 Ojoe
One time in College, at house I lived in, co-ed, we saw the Mormons coming, or it was the Jehova’s Witnesses, so we all stripped naked & stood near the front door for their benefit after they knocked.
Now I’ve heard that if you tell them you’ve been disfellowshipped they’ll avoid you like the plague. I don’t know if it really works. Never get them around here.