re: #546 Slumbering Behemoth

If it were me, and I were in a plucky mood, I’d say “Okay, but you should know I am a satanist”. Then I would place my hand on the bible, quickly pulling it away, screaming and writhing in pain as though I had been severely burned.
/stupid a-holes like that deserve to be mocked, I think.

You know, I like that. Creative, and admittedly, doesn’t require the release of any bodily fluids that could result in an escalation of things.