re: #50 Vicious Piebola

Follow these instructions:

1. FLIP DESK
2. DUCT-TAPE SERVER ADMIN TO BOTTOM OF DESK
3. LIGHT ON FIRE
4. THROW OUT WINDOW

“I don’t have the time to read through these instructions now.”

Probably why they were sent to you WEEKS AGO, when you failed to configure the servers properly the first time, which is why they failed to connect, and why we had to set up a special call figuring out what the problem was.

I think we discovered why they couldn’t connect.