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KGxvi12/05/2019 1:24:16 pm PST

re: #51 Dangerman (misuser of the sarc tag)

i just saw anymouse’s post on the right ———->

Why do AtheIsts Celebrate Thanksgiving Day?

comments are closed so im posting the obvious answer here:

For the pie.

It’s always about the pie.

recent exchange with the lady friend after being left unsupervised at the market:

LF (going through back): um, KG, why is there half a pecan pie in the bag? That wasn’t on the list.
KG: I walked past and it was like “heeeeeey” and then it was in the cart.
LF: that doesn’t make any sense.
KG: Look, the better question is why is there only half a pecan pie in the bag?
LF: Fair.