Arctic explorer Peter Freuchen formed a chisel out of his own frozen feces to free himself from an avalanche. pic.twitter.com/iAFOevga08

— ClassicPics (@History_Pics) December 17, 2014

.@History_Pics this seems to imply he was already carrying a frozen turd in his pocket. Kinda hurts the story.

— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) December 17, 2014