Pollster: May I have a moment of your time, sir?
subsailor: Okay, I guess.
Pollster: We’re taking a poll to find out how many people believe the president is the Antichrist.
subsailor: You’re what?
Pollster: Do you think the president is the Antichrist?
subsailor: Are you nuts?
Pollster: Sir, the response should be “Certain”, “Certainly Not”, and “Not Sure”.
subsailor: Gotcha. Okay, here goes. I’m “certain” you’re a complete moron; I’m “certainly not” gonna take you seriously”, and I’m “not sure” how you got out of the asylum. How’s that?