re: #27 Eclectic Cyborg
I still love the WWE Battle Royal idea. Put all the candidates in a cage and let them duke it out. Whoever comes out on top gets the nom.
How about a slight revision? Have them each drink a double-dose of Syrup of Ipecac, put them all in a sealed room and then let them puke it out. Last man standing gets to clean up the mess.
That will make the event what these clowns are all about, a laugh.