Shamelessly stolen:

A man once had some baby seagulls and he carried them around. In doing so, he stepped over a sleeping lion. After that he set the gulls down by a tank with porpoises cavorting in it. He was then promptly arrested. What was he arrested for? Transporting young gulls over staid lions for amoral porpoises.

This joke seems particularly appropriate for Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL).