How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.

A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
“Can you tell me how much you charge?”, said the client.
“Of course”, the lawyer replied, “I charge $200 to answer three questions!”
“Well that’s a bit steep, isn’t it?”
“Yes it is”, said the lawyer, “And what’s your third question?”

A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray