You should probably be Christian and very much white,
And want all minorities placed out of your sight,
Always believing that Glenn Beck is right.

Always tuned in to that Alex Jones show,
That Mr. Obama, he has just to go.
He probably wasn’t born here know.

A Tea Party hero is something to be
A Tea Party hero is something to be

You think you’ve assembled a great budget plan,
Just cut all the science throughout the whole land,
And give your all your socon buddies a hand.

You just can’t get enough of that Pam Gellers site,
Her rants about Muslims, she’s probably right.
After all that’s what you saw on Fox news tonight.

A Tea Party hero is something to be
A Tea Party hero is something to be