Hi, Sarah Palin here…

Just wanted to quickly jump in before I have to go and drop off my little red outfit at the dry cleaners….

I’ve heard all sorts of things about Egyptia the last few days and, you know, I just think it’s wonderful that people are still standing up against lower taxes and no death panels because it’s all about how you stand up to big government when it wants to take your right away, right?

You betcha!

But I am a little concerned about how the Islamic Fraternity thing is getting involved and I have been watching Glenn Beck on TV and he’s been explaining how it’s not a normal fraternity like we’re used to, but one that doesn’t drink at all and doesn’t like Christians. And I’m not quite sure what they look like because they didn’t have any pictures in all the publications that I do read, but I’m pretty sure they blend in really well with all the other people on the ground who are just regular good people who are trying to start businesses and get lower taxes and you know just express themselves about how they want a better way of life because, and this is really important, that’s what it’s all about right? When you take big government like that and make it into a dictatorship and tell people how to teach their children and how old the earth is in the classroom and you don’t let them create things because of our dependency on oil which isn’t anything to do with regular folks, they’re going to be really upset and could possibly go nuclear. Right?

And we as Americans want to take no chances with that sort of thing because those Islamics don’t really know what it’s like to be us and they don’t really want to be free in the same way that we’re free in Alass-ka to worship Jesus and be so happy about how he made everything perfect and beautiful and snowy-white, even though I hear they don’t really have snow down there because it’s too hot. I have to ask you: how can they live like that? No wonder they’re all upset and praying for the wrong things.

I’ve been really interested in those wonderful pictures coming from that round square in the middle of that big city….Cayroh? It’s just great to see so many people taking things into their own hands and telling everyone the way it should be and asking questions about the redistribution of wealth that Obama’s relative is going on about. I’m not really sure we should totally judge anything yet, but I figured I’d just bring these reasonable questions to you all so that you can judge the same way that I’m judging based on all the information I’ve read everywhere I can.

Thank you so much for listening and I hope you all have a wonderful night,

Sarah Palin.