re: #564 razorbacker

I don’t know why anyone would be surprised at the vitriol directed at Charles Johnson.

The man masticates daily. No, really, he does. If you press him on it, he’ll be forced to admit it.

I have in on good authority that when at school, Mr. Johnson actually may have matriculated. He was forced to discontinue his studies at that particular institution once this came to light.

The fellow seems actually proud of the fact that he has plucked a musical insturment in the full view of an audience.

And that is just what we know about him. Who among us can say what other evile things he may have been responsible for.

Can anyone vouch for his whereabouts when this ‘pirate attack’ was taking place? I thought not.

My God, it’s worse than I thought!

I also have it on good authority that when he starred in school plays, he was a flamboyantly out-of-the-closet thespian.