The Pence Rule is… I’m not sure what to make of it yet.

It’s like when you’re parents leave for the weekend and within minutes you see they left the car keys to the minivan, you find Dad’s porn stash, and you realize he just stocked up on whiskey.

So you stand there for 20 minutes with this dumb smile on your face asking yourself ‘how can this be real? This is too good to be true.’

That’s how I feel about the Pence Rule.

(frenetically wrings hands with evil grin)