re: #56 Feline Fearless Leader

Benefit of living close to those who have the HAARP controls.
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Not true!

Back when we had Snowpocalypse, I saw a guy cut in half by a gigantic, razor-edged snowflake!*

* Not really; I saw a guy slip and fall on his ass in the snow while trying to dig out his car.**

** Full disclosure: I was that guy.