WND should have ads for mail order lobotomy kits. $19.99 and you get a template to tape to your skull, a 90d nail, and a ball peen hammer. Just align the template properly, affix with supplied tape, and hold nail at X. Either you or a loved one can then use the hammer to drive the supplied 90d nail into your prefrontal cortex. There. New man.
BUT WAIT!!!!
THERE’S MORE!!!!!
ACT NOW AND RECEIVE TWO KITS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!!!! TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!!!! JUST PAY THE EXTRA SHIPPING AND HANDLING!!!!! ACT NOW BEFORE WE LOBOTOMIZE OURSELVES BECAUSE WE’RE THAT CRAZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!