re: #43 WindUpBird

The FBI shows up at her door, rubbing their temples. “Look, ok. So… we’re the FBI. This seven foot tall guy from the Matrix here is from the Secret Service. You’re saying stupid shit. You’re wasting our time. Please do not make us visit you a second time.”

I was thinking more of the FBI bringing an Oklahoma Truth Detector - a big, shaven headed redneck with a baseball bat. Every time he hears a lie, WACK! We could try it your way first, I suppose.