It is the G.O.P.s traditional last line of defense when they simply can’t think of anything else remotely rational to say. They always revert to the “super secret hidden commie” accusations when pressed up against the wall of reason.

Next G.O.P. Super P.A.C. Commercial;

“Commies, they’re everywhere, hiding, scheming, plotting, under your bed, under your stairs, in your attic or basement, going through your garbage at night to find things to use against you (especially if your Catholic and they find evidence of prophylactics). You might think that the days when Communism was a threat to America are gone, but your WRONG!

So you want to know why you have not heard of this before from the news channels? It is because they are Super Secret, DUH!

So you wonder why you have never seen one in your house? It is because they are Hidden, DUH!

Trust us, commies are everywhere and control everything in America, why they are almost as Super Secret and Hidden as the organizations of Jews who control the entire world’s money are. But you know who has infiltrated and taken over those Jew organizations from the inside, that’s right, Commies!

Unless you go to polls this election and vote for the God fearing Old White men of the G.O.P. we won’t be able to protect you from the Jews godless communists that are overrunning America.”

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