re: #607 Slumbering Behemoth

Adviser #1: “Um, no. You were never ‘born’ per se. More like ‘concocted’. Remember in those old D&D games, how the Beholder monsters were not natural creatures but evil abominations crafted by Mad Wizards? You’re sorta like that”.

Andrew: “What’s D&D? Is that like DNA”?

Multiple Advisers: “sigh”

Adviser #1: OK, look. Here, put on this blue Snugglie first.

Andrew: Can I have a glass of white wine with that?