re: #53 BigPapa

Do you realize I am actively hating you right now? Waves of distilled hate, focused like a laser. Right at you. You may not notice it yet, but these hate lasers are burning your socks. Right now. A little. Can you feel it yet? Does it hurt? I hope it hurts. Soon, anyway.

/I was born and raised in the Bay Area, yet it has been far too long since I’ve so much as smelled the ocean air.