re: #608 Alouette

Tell me why this hereditary doofus deserves a kingdom of his very own without any of the troublesome Palestinians.

It’s not like his Hashemite ancestors conquered their royal kingdom and ruled it benevolently for centuries. They had it handed to them on a silver tray by the British as a fucking consolation prize for the Brits giving away their “real kingdom” to the robber gang of Saud!

I don’t have an good reason, save that he keeps the crazy pressure down in his kingdom. He’s the best we’ve got there (sad to say).