re: #48 Walter L. Newton

This is not a flying pig moment in the least. It’s not even taxiing out to the tarmac. It’s more like announcing what we have a pig that can fly.

Farmer stands up at the State Agricultural Board Meeting. “My name is Joe Smith,” he says, “and I own a small farm outside of Jefferson. Everyone has always said that they’d like to have an extra drumstick at Thanksgiving, so me and my boys have bread a Turkey with four legs.”

There is a long silence before the Ag Commissioner says, “Well Farmer Smith… how does it taste?”

“Don’t know,” Smith replies. “Can’t catch him.”