re: #624 windsagio

I can’t find the actual CraigsList link, but here is the text. Classic.

Are you frustrated and sick of the state of things? Economy got you down? Pissed about the war in Iraq? Do you have a lot of pent up aggression and need a healthy outlet to realease it through?

If you answered yes to any of these questions then today is your lucky day!

For only $100 I will let you punch me in the face.

Here are the guidelines:

-Money up front, CASH ONLY
-No crow hopping. Planted foot punches only
-1 punch per customer per day
-Face only. No rabbit punches to the back of the dome or anything below the belt
-All punches are final. If you swing and miss thats your punch!
-I will be wearing a mouth guard. In the event of knocked out teeth, I keep the teeth
-I have the right to refuse any potential punchers for any reason what so ever

My Money Back Guarantee:

If I move or hit you back you will automatically be refunded your money.

Please, serious inquiries only