re: #638 Pianobuff
I had a Pinto wagon. At least it didn’t have the sidepaneling.
Needless to say I was not the chick magnet then.
I had the hatchback, the one with the exploding gas tank…. it had firestone steel belted radials. So for a long time I was driving a flamable coffin on exploding tires. I lived to tell the tale.