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The Bob Cesca Podcast: The Matt Schlapp Fap Fest

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mmmirele2/23/2021 4:20:44 pm PST

So I did something I’ve never done before today. I reported another Facebook user to the FBI for threatening the president.

I was reading through my loathsome representative’s FB feed when I came across this weird response on a post about “election integrity”:

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I scrolled down and found out the first response had been deleted. Here was the first response:

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Well, yanno, I felt weird, but I went ahead and filled out a FBI Tips form. Because you don’t threaten to kill the President.