Anyone know what’s become of Maria, Sanford’s “soulmate”?

My suspicion is she’s too smart to want to hang around this gringo loser anymore.

So I guess Mark won’t be seeing “the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of night’s light” again anytime soon.

Maybe that phony hooker from the ACORN sting would be more his style, anyway.