re: #6 The Ghost of a Flea

Hilarious.
But I’m never not weirded out by Americans claiming that they know what the “real” or “authentic” version of a dish from another country is.

Nobody is claiming any American pizza is more “authentic”, just which is better.

This opinion brought to you by someone whose region apparently doesn’t make REAL barbecue, as I get told by Texans and Carolinans….

Piece of advice, just back away from that debate. It can only end in a fistfight.