re: #5 Joanne

Aren’t all men in ancient Israel and Egypt white?
(tilting head, batting eyelashes, and looking very, very confused)

The way it works is this: Obviously God is white, and certainly would never have committed miscegenation, so of course Mary was white too. Therefore it’s obvious that their child would also have been white.

This is the foundation of Godly Christian genetics, as opposed to the heathen, Satan inspired kind taught in our schools.