re: #5 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

it plays well with the base: Real Man vs Coward.

But almost nowhere else.

“I like Presidents who don’t get Covid!”

It’s pure red meat: “Look at how brave I am to debate in-person! Biden’s afraid to do that!”

His latest excuse for why it has to be in-person? “They’ll feed Biden the answers on his computer screen!” You can see why that’s scary to Donny, because he can’t read anything off a teleprompter without sounding like he’s recently suffered a stroke.