the downstairs o’donnell thread seems a little flaccid, leaked to yesterday’s Guardian Newspaper -
guardian.co.uk

From: POTUS
To: Tina Fey Subject: Your secret’s safe with me

Oh, my God, I just worked it out! You’ve been rumbled! Such an audacious idea for a mockumentary — actually running in a primary as a record-breakingly eccentric candidate who’s obsessed with masturbation and JRR Tolkien! Perfect characterisation as ever. You sure had me worried! Not sure what the Federal Election Commission will have to say about the deception part, but credit where credit’s due. You’ve totally got me wondering whether “Joe Biden” might just be an elaborate multi-year exercise in comedy method acting by Tom Wilkinson. Anyway, can’t wait for the new season of 30 Rock, Barack