re: #55 jaunte

Senator Inhofe, here’s your nice cool glass of deep well water with:
Acids
Glutaraldehyde
Sodium Chloride
N, n-Dimethyl formamide
Borate salts
Polyacrylamide
Petroleum distillates
Guar gum
Citric Acid
Potassium chloride
Ammonium bisulfite
Sodium or potassium carbonate
Sand
Ethylene glycol
Isopropanol

Enjoy!

Wait…doesn’t someone already bottle and sell that?