re: #55 bratwurst

Doritos is a brand owned by Pepsi-Co, who used to own Pizza Hut. The current owner of Pizza Hut, Yum! Brands, maintains very close arrangements with Pepsi-Co across their empire.

From a culinary standpoint, the wrongness of a Doritos crust Pizza will probably be outdone by that other Yum! Brand - Taco Bell - imagine a Taco-Bell filling in a Pizza Hut pizza, using KFC gravy as the pizza sauce.