1. Publicly support the North Carolina marriage amendment.
Fuck you.
2. Commit to a vigorous defense and implementation of DOMA.
Fuck you.
3. Revoke federal spousal benefits for domestic partners of homosexuals.
A big fuck you.
4. Support reinstatement of the ban on homosexual conduct in the military.
Haha, you’re just pissed that a gay marine can whip your ass while being fabulous.
5. Support right of chaplains to teach biblical view of homosexuality.
Wanker.
6. Publicly pledge to veto ENDA.
Piss off.
I feel better.