This guy needs a raise, he obviously takes his job veeerrry seriously..:
Zookeeper reportedly licks baby monkey’s anus for over an hour
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A rather implausible report in Chinasmack (translated from the Chinese journal 163) says that a zookeeper saved a rare, born-in-captivity baby Francois Leaf Monkey from surgery by licking its anus until it passed the whole peanut it ate after a thoughtless patron tossed it to him. Reportedly, the anus-licking proceeded for over an hour.