Actual phone conversation I had at 5:55 this morning.
Hello?
Hello yes? (voice of outsourced recruiter)
Who is this and why are you calling me before six a.m.?
I want to talk about quality engineer opportunity.
Oh, fuck off. *click*

I deactivated my resume (as I always do) on Dice two years ago. It’s still circulating on some database, and even though I “unsubscribe” from every one of these recruiters, they still call me for some contract opportunity in Wisconsin or Atlanta or some other easy commute from the San Francisco Bay freaking Area