re: #29 The Yankee

Not fucking funny. I deal with yahoos and four legged animals all the time, and a lot of times animals get hurt, maimed, or injured to the point they have to be euthanized all because some idiot decided to do something unsafe or they were totally unqualified to do.

Animals don’t get to choose, and they’re at the mercy of their handlers. Their handlers owe it to them to keep them safe and not abuse them either directly, or by consequence of their ridiculously stupid and cruel things they attempt to do with them. The best they can offer when it all goes wrong is, “Gee, sorry.” or “Gosh, I didn’t know…”

For these people, I recommend buffalo or grizzlies as housepets.