A Facebook friend this morning writes that he “wonders why Charles Krauthammer doesn’t have Hannity’s or O’reilley’s job.”

He’s had three answers so far.

1) “Because he doesn’t scream enough and isn’t good at repeating the same argument every 5 minutes like it’s something new and clever.”

2) “And his vocabulary would make H/O’R viewers think he wuz sum kinda libbrul.”

3) “And his name has more than two syllables, and it sounds sorta cosmopolitan (nudge, wink), and he’s not a bigoted Mick.”

Heh.