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Jon Stewart's Clash of the Teatans

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albusteve4/14/2010 8:18:43 pm PDT

gambling…
one time at Mandalay Bay I won about $300 on blackjack and had it in tokens…then I hit a couple of $5 slots and I had so many tokens I couldn’t carry them around, I won more betting at craps, I was lava hot and I wanted it all in tokens, so I paid the waitresses to haul these buckets of tokens from here to there…my wife was getting pissed when she’d see me dashing around with these girls carrying buckets of tokens…the big buckets, I had like five of them, maybe a couple grand…I lost it all, by the next day it was all gone and all I had for it was hangover…Vegas is such a killer, and I’m so soft