re: #734 Gus

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Okay, my brain just went chasing after the white rabbit and fell down a hole again:

President Obama gets sick & tired of the constant criticism of everything he or the First Lady does, so he calls a press conference and says, “I’ve had enough. America clearly doesn’t want me to continue being President, so I’m resigning effective immediately. VP Biden will now be your President. God bless you, and may God bless the United States of America—you’re gonna need it.”

[Gasps from crowd of reporters, then stunned silence as he walks away.]

VP Biden steps up to the podium and says, “This is a big fucking deal, but if Barack is leaving, I’m leaving with him. Speaker of the House John Boehner will now be your President. I wish him luck, especially with that whole Republican civil war thing going on.”

[More gasps as he walks away also. Bedlam erupts. Reporters & cameramen race for the Capitol to find John Boehner and get a comment from him. He’s nowhere to be found. Finally, after a frantic search lasting more than an hour he’s found—in a coat closet, curled up in a fetal position and sobbing forlornly. The camera zooms in for a close-up of his bright orange, tear-streaked countenance, and he says…]

Then the FedEx guy interrupted with a package delivery. Sorry! LOL