re: #72 Cato the Elder

There are plenty of anti-science, “green”, organic-cotton-jeans-wearing types (I know a few) who will tell you that Borlaug + Monsanto = Satan.

re: #76 Danny

Wasnt Monsanto supposed to control the world’s entire food supply by now?

Monsanto made me small at the 1964 World’s Fair, and I never got big again.

Curse you Monsanto! (Said in tiny squeaky voice.)

_{* Not actually true. I never went to the 1964 World’s Fair.}