re: #78 Killgore Trout

The wingnuts are still freaking out today because Mrs Obama ate a hamburger 3 days ago.
/not kidding.

Did she, I don’t know, knock down an old lady for her hamburger? Did she make the hamburger out the left leg of a Republican congressman? Why, exactly, should Mrs. Obama not have eaten a hamburger, a quintessentally American act performed by lots of people on a daily basis?