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How Ted Nugent Would Solve the Government Shutdown

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EPR-radar10/16/2013 4:06:07 pm PDT

re: #75 goddamnedfrank

Boehner: Hey guys, I’m pretty sure that’s a minefield with a box canyon at the end.

Wingnuts: Charge!

Boehner: Sure, fuck it, whatever.

*Entire Party marches into minefield, gets blown up, stuck, marches all the way back, gets blown up some more.*

Moderates (missing arms and legs): Quality leadership there boss. You were right, that was a minefield with no way out.

All kinds of lipstick will need to be applied to this particular pig.

My favorite so far is Jonah Goldberg’s laughable attempt to pretend that all this destructive stupidity never happened.

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