I really want the Hephaestus Patio Pro but good gawd $2600 that’s insane. I mean, I’m not even going to shell out for a komado type like the Big Green Egg and that’s probably a much better replacement for my recently sainted Weber.

If you can’t tell by now, after my lust a couple days ago for the crazy Griswold waffle iron and the paragraph above, I like crazy shit.