@Salamantis
OMG “well-heeled shadowy theocrats”? No doubt flying Christian roflcopters too. A vast Christian conspiracy to implement American Sharia Law you say. Wow. Our children enslaved by… evil fundies with black brimmed hats using Creation Science as a stalking horse for… wait for it… Total World Domination by Jesus! Long lines of peasants forced to take communion, and recite the Ten Commandments! Re-education camps where hapless disbelievers are forced to watch The Greatest Story Ever Told, in Technicolor.

Surely you don’t expect me to take your position seriously after you try to frighten me with this hard boiled conspiracy nonsense?