re: #83 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

Tonight is the Rings of Power premier in LA, and Bezos himself shows up:

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It seemed to me at first that his arm-candy may be just that, but when reading his Wiki entry I guess he’s had a gf for a couple of years, Lauren Sánchez.

they got outed when somebody hacked his phone, or maybe her phone, or maybe it was her husband at the time… and tried to extort a significant sum of money from Bezos to keep quiet about it. Jeff said “fuck that! I guess now everybody gets to know, and let’s try to prosecute the would-be blackmailer.”

He’s been with Lauren ever since, and Mercedes Bezos got $38 Billion.