There is an explanation for all the airlifed goats from Olympic National Park the other day.

The unfunny explanation:

Aggressive Goats Addicted to Human Urine Airlifted Out of Olympic National Park, WA (goes to Snow Brains)

The funny explanation (goes to Utah Outcasts, caution for coarse language and adult concepts, 8:14)

Mountain Goats Forced Into Relocation For…Reasons